Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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