butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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