I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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