I've blown a few things in my day
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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