whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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