Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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