i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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