Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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