So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Randomize
