they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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