where does the pee come out of this thing
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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