She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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