I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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