She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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