All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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