Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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