If i come over, it means nothing
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize
