Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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