I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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