singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
My boob is missing a layer of skin
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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