I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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