I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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