I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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