You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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