my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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