what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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