And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
