thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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