5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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