Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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