Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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