u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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