I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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