I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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