so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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