Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
