i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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