Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
