Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
The power of my boobs compel you
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
