i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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