this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Randomize
