Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I have fence marks all over my body
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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