what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
third nipple confirmed
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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