So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I will pee on everything he values.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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