after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Ladies don't puke and tell
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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