My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Randomize
