"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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