Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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