He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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