Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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