1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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